Funny Joke

Here is a very funny joke that I thought would make some people laugh.  I got it off the internet, however I do not know who wrote it so I can not credit anyone for this.  Just know I did not write this but I think it is hilarious.  So here it is:

 

The Love Story of Ralph and Edna

 

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'"

Pink Hot Chocolate

I was at Jumping Java in Grand Haven with Joe, my best friend, the other night enjoying our nightly coffee that we have on the days that I don't work when I purchased some hot chocolate that I thought looked interesting.  According to the package the hot choco will turn pink when you prepare it.  This caught my eye immediately.  First of all I love hot choco, and secondly I love pink.  I had to have it!  It was different for sure.  But the real question was does it really do what it says it does.  So I took it home and this is what happened.

The hot chocolate when I bought it.

Right before I prepared it.  All the supplies are ready.

Sure enough, it turned pink.  And it was delicious!

This was really good hot chocolate too.  It was made out of white chocolate which is my favorite form of chocolate.  Plus some of the proceeds go to benefit breast cancer awareness.  You know me.  If it helps a cause than I probably will like it.  You can go here to purchase some for yourself or someone else.  http://www.mcstevens.com/item124742singleservepacketsbreastcancerawarenesspinkhotchocolate5packetssaveon3ormore.aspx

Or you can pick up some packets at Jumping Java in Grand Haven if you are close to that location.